Extant & Under the Dome Renewed!?

Hey People,

What? Extant got renewed? I can understand Under the Dome, even though last season was so bad that I quit watching, but I knew some people stuck around, but Extant that I just don't understand.

Okay, so i just read up on it and it turns out that Extant was renewed because of a deal with Amazon to stream the show. Amazon, if you want to stream a show, choose a good one. There are so many other shows you can help save, this isn't one of them.

But what's done is done and Extant and Under the Dome will both be back for the summer; however, I will not be. I could only take so much. If I'm extremely bored because I caught up with all my shows then maybe, maybe I'll watch. But I would have to be bored out of mind (this includes not wanting to play video games or read).

Congratulations on being renewed Under the Dome and Extant. Trust me when I say, "No one saw this coming."

Luv ya,
            Diva

Extant Season 1 Review

Hey People,

I'm going to try to make this brief since I already did a review for Extant before. I will admit this show did get better as it continued, but by no means am I saying it was a good show. It got better, but on a scale of good to bad, this show was still on the horrible side. Let me explain.

There was seriously nothing there. My father was talking about how he read there was going to be this huge mystery that no one was going to see coming and that no one can predict the outcome of this story, and so I waited...and waited...and waited until I got to the end and said, "Wow that was a waste of my life, but at least I got to see Halle Berry every week."

I don't know what else to say. This show was bad, plain and simple. I have no idea what my Dad was seeing, but then again he also didn't like Outlander and told me it was more confusing than Inception so now I can't take his opinion seriously anymore.

So let's quickly go through what happened this season and wrap this up. Molly loses both of her "sons". One dies saving her life by blowing himself up to bring her home (you know what I mean if you saw the show) and the other, well, he decides to live with another family.

How It Should Have Ended...

But you are left with a few unanswered questions now that I think about it and so I've decided to take matters into my own hands and answer them for you. I'm guessing Yasumoto dies since he couldn't prolong his life. I'm guessing John makes that female robot his team was working on. Sparks probably went to jail and maybe killed himself since he has nothing to live for anymore and that way he can meet both his wife and daughter in heaven. (Yea right, who are we kiddin'? The man definitely ended up with his wife in hell, the way they were killing people.) Julie probably starts an affair with John since she's so lonely and John couldn't forgive Molly because he lost his son because of her. Maybe to spice things up, Charlie decides to get in on the action and joins them for some menage-a-trois. Odin then kills Charlie to get some satisfaction because his bomb didn't blow up and ends up in jail writing letters to Julie to take him back. Finally, Sam and Molly end up together because Sam confesses that she's always been in love with her and Molly replies "Why the h*ll not? You're probably better than my vibrating robot lover." THE END

Judgement: Don't you dare think for a second this show might get renewed. Get that thought out of your head at once because it is not going to happen.

Luv ya,
            Diva

P.S. I should make up more of my own endings.

Extant S1 E13

Dear Diary,

So Ethan might have a bomb in him, you say? Excuse me, while I get as far away as possible from him. I don't understand you people. You say he might have a bomb planted in him, but you act like it's normal to be close to him right now. They are so strange Diary.

I forgot about Molly going into space. I don't know why she would agree to it. It seems suicidal to me and I can't go with her. I guess I just have to watch from Earth or maybe I'll go spy on Ethan and John. I know I should get as far as possible from Ethan, which would mean joining Molly, but since I can't do that I might as well follow John and the crew.

There was a close call with Ethan. Man almost blew us all up. I hate children. Human or not, they all act the same. Now that it's been confirmed that Ethan does have a bomb in him, you'd think they would remove it, but it turns out they can't because it might blow us all up in the process.

Extant S1 E12

Dear Diary,

Where can I get the drugs that Sparks is on? He's way too happy. I hate happy people. He needs to die just for that.

What type of virus is going around that is making "heroes" act like idiots? Stop trying to see the good in people. Some people are just evil. You're baby is evil, stop thinking all babies are just pooping machines because yours skipped that process fairly quickly.

I wish I could get a high like Molly. That memory thing gives you a real kick. Anyway back to "reality," turns out Molly made a fake asteroid message and now the ship is falling back to Earth even though it doesn't know it's doing that. Ben obviously should be fired from his job because he doesn't even know he's about to die. Ben needs an upgrade.

Well what do you know, Sparks's daughter is still alive. Well don't you feel stupid Sparks.

I saw a boy creeping around Molly's place. Obviously, this boy is an amateur because that is now how you creep. Take it from a pro.

So it turns out Molly's son is adorable. Evil he may be, I can't kill a cutie like that and don't get me started on his adorable voice. But it turns out the little boy isn't evil after all, he's just being manipulated by a higher power, a stronger power.

So what now Diary?

Luv ya,
            Diva

P.S. Ethan is acting co-co puffs on the cray.

Extant S1 E11

Dear Diary,

Now where were we? So Kryger is dead and now we're all caught up. Yasumoto's men caught Molly and and Kern, but those b*tches started running when they heard shots being fired. Following the yellow brick road that wasn't so yellow, they see the results of the gun shots. A little further and they see Sparks's car, obviously since they aren't here, they switched cars.

Thus, how we came to a crappy hotel spot where Dr. Loco found them. I wasn't expecting Molly to come out, but for some reason she always comes out of situations unscathed. She's a little too lucky for me, but then again I would be super upset if they messed up her face so I'm okay with it. Turns out Sparks was left behind. Ugh why didn't he just jump off a cliff. What an annoying prick.

Anyway, back to the ISEA with a new head honcho since the last one went nuts when he saw his daughter. Time to play a trick on Yasumoto. I mean seriously man, how could you fall for the oldest trick in the book? You're supposed to be smart. Maybe it's all the grey hairs he has. I swear, the last time I saw him, he didn't have any.

Extant S1 E9 & E10

Dear Diary,

Are we still having this conversation? But it's dangerous. It's my child. I birthed it into this world and if anyone is going to take it out, it will be me. Okay, I made up that conversation, but you get the idea Diary. Kryger gets the idea that if Molly isn't going to play ball, then she might as well be stuck in the dugout. He traps Molly in the building. One side of my brain is saying go help her, but the other is saying, there is some crazy alien person out there giving people illusions. I'll stick to the car thank you very much. I did however see Sparks leaving in a hurry. He seemed to be talking to someone or something. You never know with this guy. I then saw Keen and Kryger leave together like the happy little couple they are.

Seriously what is taking Molly so long to get out of this building. What is she doing in there, climbing the walls? Finally after a couple of hours which seemed like forever, she finally comes out with a guy in handcuffs. I didn't know Molly was that kind of girl. I think I like her even more now. But then she gets a call from Yasumoto. What the hell does he want?

We drive back to Molly's house and Yasumoto tells Molly about everything that's been happening up until now. There she meets Dr. Nut who studied nuttiology. Please tell me you're smarter than this Molly. Don't trust Dr. Nut and Mr. Insane that's all I ask.

Extant S1 E8

Dear Diary,

Where's my baby? Is where we left off and now we know exactly where the baby is so let's go get the man-baby since it's growing so fast. Jesus he may not be but he's definitely not your typical human. Mom or host? That's a good question, but it doesn't matter either way to Molly. She's getting her man-baby back.

Good morning beautiful and goodbye Ethan. You know if I pulled a stint like that at his age, I would have been whipped. But I guess your face peeling apart is close enough. But there's that evil look Ethan gave, but it's different than the last time. He seems more stern and assertive with a dash of more evil.

Back at the ISEA, Molly found out her man-baby is being moved, so now is her chance to strike. But seriously don't they know? Discussing about heists in the middle of the hallway is probably not a good day. I mean seriously Kern, you're the deputy director, you should know better than to discuss such things in the office especially when you know they're watching Molly. However, the crappy plan is scrapped when something goes amiss. Instead it was replaced by a much insaner plan. Great job guys. I think I'll watch from afar on this one.

Turns out Kryger's plan all along was to kill the man-baby. Jealous much Kryger? Well you're not alone. We all want Molly's attention so get in line. More later, Diary.

Luv ya,
           Diva

P.S. You say offspring, I say man-baby.

Extant S1 E7

Dear Diary,

How come I can't be invited to a sleepover with Sam and Molly? Life is totally not fair. Sam and Molly planned their attack on Sparks all night and I had to watch from my window. But I could still hear everything because of the bug. Got to love technology. Molly mentioned something about talking to a Derek Pierce about a mission. Boring, I was hoping for a pillow fight with each other or something. What? It could happen.

The next day, Molly shows up at Pierce's door and he's all like no no girlfriend, I ain't puttin' out. So Molly decides to do some investigating on Pierce, which eventually led to her emailing him and then him emailing her back. Maybe I should email her. Anyway, Pierce tells her to meet him and by the time Molly gets there, kid jumped right out of the window. Well, this was a pointless trip.

Off to Yasumtoto's house for dinner because apparently when you randomly start speaking Japanese, you randomly get invited to a Japanese man's house. After that weird dinner was over, Molly and John have an even weirder conversation about how Molly wants her baby back. She even goes to Sparks's house and scares the sh*t out of him. In her words, "I wants to know where my baby is." You know I had to add that line in. Man was definitely spooked because the next thing you know, he's walking to his car and Molly is follows not far behind and me not far behind her.

Off to a building that Molly and Sparks goes into. Something tells me I should wait in the car and a good thing I did because I saw a bunch of people in black suits walking in. That just looks like a bad situation. But what looks even worse than that is Kryger and Kern working together. Say what?

Luv ya,
            Diva

Extant S1 E6

Dear Diary,

What kind of screensaver is that? I don't think I would ever want a hand trying to feel for bright blue lights as my screensaver. I'm just saying. All of a sudden Ethan was screaming so loud I could hear it over the fence. Boy acts like that was the first nightmare he ever had. And why do humanoids need to eat? I just want to know.

While John wasn't looking, I decided to take the sound recorder from Ethan's other ear, so it's easier to track Molly. Am I a genius or what? I noticed Molly bug Sam. Now this is what I call true friendship, bugging your friend because you want the truth. I wish I could do this to all my friends, you know, if I had any. I can't stalk and make friends at the same time. But at least Molly knows the truth about Sam now. Technically not a gun to her head, but Molly forgives her anyway.

Kryger, where have you been? I swear, you haven't been seen for quite sometime. Ethan can't you draw a rainbow like every little kid? And boy if you keep hitting the marker like that, you'll lose the marker. Oh Julie, ever heard of side-step h*e. John totally side-stepped you, h*e. Better luck next time.

Anyway, back to Kryger. Molly finally meets up with him to discuss that ugly ass symbol. He gives her an encrypted code that Ethan figures out in seconds. The student has now become the master. Sparks's daughter is hot, but more importantly he covered up his daughter's death and used Molly as bait. More later Diary.

Luv ya,
           Diva

Extant S1 E5

Dear Diary,

Did I fall asleep? I had the weirdest dream, but more importantly how did I end up in these woods? I remember Molly at some place, but I can't remember anything after that. I could barely move, but I could see Molly and Ethan being helped by the paramedics. Then they up and left me. Umm...hello. I'm kind of dying here too. These b*itches! They left me out again!

I made my way to the hospital on my own. Thanks for the help guys (sarcasm at its finest). As I was making my way to my room, I overheard Molly's doctor tell John and her that she was never pregnant. Obviously, this doctor sucks at his job because she's definitely pregnant. I saw it with my own two eyes. There was also a discussion of Molly with her father about her sample test having an error. I know the doctor told them to stay overnight, but you know that wasn't going to happen. I wish I could get stitched up before I leave. It's not an easy life for a nosy neighbor.

Extant S1 E4

Dear Diary,

Where are we going? Apparently to Molly's old man's place who had a bit of a drinking problem or maybe I should say has a drinking problem. Molly hasn't been back to her father's place in 6 years. Well obviously they aren't that close because of his bad habit, but damn 6 years is a long time. Turns out she didn't even go there to say, "Hi Dad. The people that I work for are after me and I need to stay on the DL if you know what I mean. BTW, I missed you." Nope, instead she just came for a DNA tester that John has to fix.

Meanwhile, I get a sense that I'm not the only ones stalking the Woods. There seems to be a lot of guys watching them. They think they're so slick being incognito, while to me, they're sticking out like a sore thumb. Amateurs, I swear.

I wonder what kind of stuff is going on over at ISEA for them to be sending in a squad team like this.What the hell is going on?

Quinn took Ethan out for dinner so Molly and John could have time to themselves. I wish it were for the reason that I originally was thinking in my head, but sadly no, they just want to get the DNA test done by themselves. Molly's birthday suit will just have to wait.

Extant S1 E3

Dear Diary,

Am I going crazy? I've decided to diagnose myself so let's review the facts shall we. I wake up to Molly every morning and watch her as she opens her eyes. How? Well from their bedroom window, of course. Although, John usually is blocking my view. He kind of ruins everything. We then go for a run. More like she runs and I try not to die. What was she on today? She was running as if she saw a stalker or something. I thought I was going to keel over until she finally stopped. And guess who she stopped for? The baby daddy, of course. But I guess he isn't the baby daddy since apparently it's John's baby. Still can't make sense of all this, but I'll continue until I find the truth.

I guess I should mention Ethan's first day of school. Some hesitant parents, but they'll get over it. By the way, toasters are cool android or not. Molly met up with Sam to discuss her coming in for some brain tests. I may need one myself with the day that I just had. Molly then went to Harmon's house. He wasn't in, big surprise. As Molly hopped into her car. I decided to check out the place for myself. I saw these circles drawn on the wall and these were some real circles. Anytime I try to draw a circle they always end up egged shaped. This man is an artist in my book. Those circles did remind me of something though. I can't remember what though. Anyway, I got back into my car to follow Molly. By the time I caught up to her, it seemed like someone else had already pulled her over. Molly, were you speeding? Somebody is living in the fast lane today.

I can't believe it happened to me again. Another party that I wasn't invited to. I was so upset and was about to march right over there and give them a piece of my mind until I saw Molly in that dress. Then all was forgiven. I decided to watch from a distance with my binoculars. At one point, I saw Molly go upstairs with Sam. At first I thought affair, but sadly no. Sam just wanted her blood for whatever reason.

Extant S1 E2

Dear Diary,

Why haven't they invented an instant dryer yet? Random shoes in the dryer woke me up from my slumber. I could hear it all the way from my house. That is probably one of the worst dryers ever. Molly really needs to replace it. I went over to her house when I heard another sound and saw her passed out on the ground. I was about to call the cops, when I saw her stomach move and it was not normal.

I decided to follow Molly just to make sure she was alright. She stopped at the museum with Ethan. The museum is so cool. I really should go more often. It's so much better than it was back in the day. I overheard a conversation that I think I shouldn't have heard. Molly's pregnant and it's not John's. I didn't even know Molly could get pregnant, at least that's what I heard on the block.

Next stop was John's work. I'm the best sneak you can possibly know. They don't call me the Nosey Neighbor for nothing. As Molly was walking away from Julie, I noticed Julie had a look on her face. Only time will tell what that look meant.

I then followed Molly to her job. For a government building, their security is sh*t. Molly was playing back some old videos and then took off into the bathroom only to come out soon after and take the stairs to the closest exit. Then she just hopped into some random car. I swear, it's so hard to keep up with this girl. I did, however, recognize the driver as the one in the video. I quickly followed suit and ended up at some shabby place. All I heard was about how they were their experiments and something about Harmon seeing his dead mama. Well that was a pointless drive for me. I'm following crazy people.

Extant S1 E1

Dear Diary,

Did my neighbors just throw a party and not invite me? What b*tches. Apparently, Molly Woods has come back to earth again and no one deemed it appropriate to invite the neighbor. But I must say, it is rather nice to see Molly from afar. Girl is hot, whether on earth, in space, on the moon, or whatever. Her hotness can't even compare to the sun. I'll save this rant for another diary entry.

Anyway, while I was watching from a distance, I did hear someone throwing up in the bathroom. If the food was that bad, maybe they just saved my life.

While Molly's been gone, John and his "son" have been getting along pretty well. News on the block is he might get a big investment from Yasumoto. I don't know about this. Sometimes when I see John play with Ethan, I think it's a great idea, but when Ethan catches a glimpse of me, he gives me the most evilest look I've ever seen. Makes me think they should have an off button for him.

Scratch that. Just heard he got backed. We're doomed!

While I was taking the trash out, I heard Molly talking. I don't know what's happening on my block, but I'm about to find out.

Time for, stalker mode. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Luv ya,
          Diva

P.S. Stalking Molly Woods is like a dream come true.

P.P.S No, I'm not crazy.