Reign S2 E17 Diary

Dear Diary,

No one has mentioned a party yet so I might be in the clear this week. I did however need to help move Bash's things into another room. What are with these brothers? First Mary and Francis and now Bash and Kenna, but since Bash is the one moving out, Kenna is probably the one at fault. It probably has something to do with Anthony. They were rather close, if you know what I mean.

I know this may be a bit random, but Mary has been going to the chapel a lot. Not like there's anything wrong with that it's just very suspicious. I didn't think Mary loved God that much. Once I saw Louis go in there too. I thought he was a Protestant. I'm so confused right now.

Claude has her eyes set on Narcisse. I saw her walk into his room early in the morning. She always tries to upset her mother. Later in the day, I saw Narcisse entering Catherine's chambers. I didn't know Narcisse was a narc (see what I did there Diary?), but he is Francis's bitch now so it makes sense. I hear Claude has a new babysitter, Leith. Now I catch her looking at him as if he will be her next conquest. This girl needs to settle down.

Francis is sick, but nothing serious. Just has an ear infection, but Catherine was acting like the boy was going to die any minute. I swear, I thought she was over her craziness, but I guess she was crazy to begin with. Hopefully, Narcisse can come her the fuck down.

Luv ya,
            Diva

P.S. I made it without putting up any decorations. Hallelujah!

Reign S2 E16 Diary

Dear Diary,

I should have quit when I had the chance. Another party I have to prepare and this time a bunch of young girls are everywhere trying to be a mistress for Francis. Even Narcisse brought his attractive niece. What is wrong with people? And wouldn't the mistress automatically be Lola. Francis already has a child with her so wouldn't it be a given that she would be the mistress? Another thing I couldn't believe is Catherine letting Kenna plan the party. I feel Catherine may have something up her sleeve. I keep catching people having chats with each other: Conde and Mary, Conde and Antoine, Antoine and Kenna. I don't trust Antoine at all. He's always lurking around.

The party went on without a hitch, but I did see Narcisse's niece take Francis to the planning room. I don't hate him for it. Everyone here at the castle knows the deal between Francis and Mary. I'm just surprised Francis did it with that girl. I would have gone with Lola. I also saw Kenna and Bash dance. Things must be going well for them since I never see Bash attend one of these things. I wish I could say the same about me, but no I can't. I'm at every function. His wife is a slave driver. Clean this, clean that. I can't catch a break with Kenna.

I thought we were done having visitors this week, but then Antoine's wife arrived very, very pregnant. Girl couldn't even walk down the corridor without falling over. When Antoine was leaving (he will not be missed), I saw Conde give him a kiss goodbye with his fist. I don't know what Antoine said or did, but he deserved it. 

I will say this Diary, I saw Conde entering Mary's chamber last night. It could be nothing or it could be something. Not sure yet.

Luv ya,

           Diva

Hart Of Dixie S4 E7 Diary

Dear Diary,

It's been a weird couple of days. So let me sum up what's been going on in Blue Bell with this acronym WTF.

First, I saw Wade trying to pay for something. I've never seen Wade pay for anything in my life. What is Zoe Hart doing to that guy? She's taking the Kinsella out of Wade Kinsella. Man flirts because that's what he does. He doesn't mean anything by it and no one expects anything more from him.

I hear there is a 4th Breeland daughter in our midst. Another girl huh, I feel bad for Dr. B. He can't get a son even when it's a secret from him. I guess Dr. B was never meant to have a son. He could always try for another with Shelby, but that just makes me think of Dr. B and Shelby together doing the nasty and I just don't want to think about that.

Hart Of Dixie S4 E6 Diary

Dear Diary,

I hear that Blue Bell will be teaming up with Fillmore to host a football game. They have to win the bid first, but Mayor Hayes would never go for it on account of his hatred for Fillmore that's why the entrepreneurs of Blue Bell have elected Lemon to talk to Lavon for them. We'll see how that goes.

I was walking on my own one night and saw AB and George talking to each other for a brief moment. We got me thinking is they exchanged a few words and then I felt like there was an awkward turtle between them. I only mention it because the next day I saw them run into each other again and this time it was hella awkward to the point that now I know why. They want to bang. It's so obvious, but I thought AB wasn't over Lavon yet and it looked like Tansy and George were spending a lot of time together. Blue Bell should be renamed Swingers, where everyone dates each other eventually.

I wasn't invited to the Fillmore birthday party, but when am I ever invited to anything in Fillmore. However, if there is free booze, you know I'll be there. I crashed the party. AB came with Lavon and Tansy came with George. Since Scooter is dancing with some hag, I'm guessing Tansy and him broke up. But I kept on noticing George and AB looking at each other. Giving each other the eye. Then all of sudden they start yelling at each other like they usually do nowadays and then go back to their partners for the night. Eventually I saw AB run off so I thought the party was over.

As I was walking home, I noticed Dr. B talking to some chick that wasn't Shelby. In the distance, Lemon was just staring at the woman. Who is she?

Luv ya,
            Diva

Reign S2 E15 Diary

Dear Diary,

At least I didn't have to set up a party this time. Instead, I had to set up a funeral that I couldn't even attend. Well, it's not like I liked the guy, so whatever.

Why do I have to be the one to help out with another party? Why is there always a frickin party to prepare? Ahh! While I was setting up Antoine's room I noticed him flirting with Lady Kenna. He wants her to decorate his room. If I was given that much money, I would take it and run. Bash will not be happy about his wife spending time with that douche. Apparently Bash left the castle to find the healer in a town. He really does try to save irrelevant people, but I guess all people need to be saved.

While I was attending to the guests, I saw Lady Lola on something very heavy. I've never seen her so...free and careless. I kinda like her this way. Whatever she took, needs to be a daily occurrence. I heard she's supposed to meet the parents of her son's future wife. Good luck to her.

Reign S2 E14 Diary

Dear Diary,

Sledding, you would think I would be having fun, but when you have to push everyone down the hill, sledding is no longer fun. They can't even get their butts up the hill. Lazy bums the lot of them. There was almost a dispute between Antoine and Bash. It seems Kenna is once again the center of attention.

Then I had to prepare for a family dinner to which DB Sr. was invited to. There, Catherine reveals that she has been poisoned by Henry's Bible. It's most likely what made the late King go mad and power hungry for England. Bash is on the case, but Catherine won't stop until the person behind it is dead. No one hurts her family, unless it's her (the whole Claude thing).

Hart Of Dixie S4 E5 Diary

Dear Diary,

These burritos are banging! Forget the Rammer Jammer, breakfast with the Pricketts is where it's at.


I think it's high time for me to start dating. I've been consumed by stalking so much that I haven't dated anyone in years. Time for a hoedown in Mobile. Let's see there was a mama's boy, a teeth freak, what Buba is to shrimp this guy is to soup, an alien enthusiast, and a fish lover. I'm going to be alone forever. I did see Lemon and Levon there, which is funny because I didn't think they were that desperate. But I did see them talking to each other and giving each other googly eyes. This is not good, especially since AB is Lemon's best friend and I'm still rooting for AB and Levon to get back together :(

The next day, I hear Zoe Hart shut down Dash's bed & breakfast. Man is not happy about that.

I saw AB and George Tucker go into Fancies together. I didn't even know that place was opened yet. AB and George, together. I never thought about it. It's interesting.

I went to the Rammer Jammer to see Pamela Bailey even though I never heard of her. Girl called off her own gig minutes before it was going to start. Ugh, girl is a diva. At least, she came back. Stars can never make up their minds. Lavon was there, but it sadder than an otter who found out he couldn't fly, but AB and George seemed happy. A little too happy if you ask me.

Luv ya,
            Diva

Reign S2 E13 Diary

Dear Diary,

First Bloom my ass. I don't care about a flower popping up in the snow when I'm the one that has to prepare decorations for the party. I bet they wouldn't be throwing this many parties if they had to clean up after each one. I hear Lola and Conde will attend together since Mary ordered it. They seem to be following the rules for now which is very unlike them since they don't usually follow anyone's rule. Lola does what she feels is right and Conde does what Conde wants.

Antoine has come to ask for money for the French Protestant refugees that take refuge in Navarre. Will he get his money is still up in the air.

Hart Of Dixie S4 E4 Diary

Dear Diary,

I can't believe I haven't written in my diary in over a month. It's been 6 weeks Diary and so much has changed since the last time I've written. I can't believe I'm about to write this, but...there was a crime in Blue Bell! But before I dive into that, let me tell you what happened earlier that day.

Lemon put up Fancies to be sold today. If I had the money I would totally invest it into Fancies. That way, I could just sit back and listen to the gossip of the town.

There's a town meeting today aka gossip time! Dr. B is planning to get his groove on with Shelby, Crickett still hasn't gotten a divorce yet, and Tom and Wanda are having goat problems. The meeting was about a talent show contest yadda yadda yadda 25,000 yadda yadda yadda. Too bad I can't showcase my talent of stalking. I'm the best stalker in town.

Reign S2 E12 Diary

Dear Diary,

The queen of mistresses is back at the castle and already Diane is causing a stir with her talk. Bash has been granted some land of DB Sr. and he has given some to his mother so she could return. Bash you meant good, but you're an idiot. I overheard Claude and Bash's conversation. Claude wants Bash to get to the bottom of the death of the twins. My money is on Catherine doing it herself since she's capable of it ever since she's gone insane and I keep catching her talking to herself. I swear I thought she would quit doing that last week, but nope, girl is still at it. I'm starting to really get sick of it.

DB Sr. has really been a good boy lately ever since he was caught embezzling from the King. Now he can't hurt no one, but I can't help but wonder if he has something up his sleeves. He wouldn't just let the King take what he's worked/stole for

Hart Of Dixie S4 E3 Diary

Dear Diary,

At the Rammer Jammer, I saw Lemon threatening Dash to tell her who leaked the story on his blog. Dash isn't going to give it up so easily, but what happened was more interesting. Levon and George sat down to talk to Dash after their little chat with Lemon. Might they be the ones that leaked it?

Dash is also putting on a show for the old tourists. I really need to read or watch Pride & Prejudice, it's been on my to-do list for years. Levon will play Mr. Darcy. Now I know Levon. He would never be apart of this unless he had to, which makes believe Dash has something on him. I take it they did leak the info. Lemon stopped by to get info from George about his lake house. Odd questions were asked, but I take it Lemon will be vacationing there. 

Reign S2 E11 Diary

Dear Diary,

It's been awhile since I've written an entry. Let's me catch you up. The Darkriders are at it again, but this time bearing their mark on the dead. Will it be a religious matter or a king matter is still in the air. Word at the castle is Louis bears the mark of one and if he does he'll be hanged. Mary left rather quickly when news got out. I wonder if she's willing to protect him.

Catherine has to be on something. I sometimes hear her talking to herself and sometimes I hear her in other ways. She's even delivering Claude her own food. I know I should be happy about this since it gives me less work, but when a royal wants to do something, like how Francis wants to be around Mary so he shows up with logs of wood, it's usually for a reason. Now Kenna is feeding and reading to Claude. I thought Kenna hated her. I don't understand the women in this castle. 

Hart Of Dixie S4 E2 Diary

Dear Diary,

Mr. Perfect is still around amazing the heck out of everyone. Even Dash is smitten by him. That guy is really starting to piss me off. But then I overheard Lemon talking about how she is just with Mr. Perfect so she can get checks from her grandmother, who is so vigilant that Lemon get a man. Now everything is starting to make sense. Mr. Perfect is no longer Mr. Perfect, but now will be referred to as Mr. Golddigger. Oh and someone is pregnant in Blue Bell! How is that news not out already?

I had an appointment with Dr. Hart this afternoon and while I was sitting in the waiting room. I heard AB shriek at the sight of Shelby and Dr. Breeland kissing! I didn't know they were back together. I did always think they were cute though, even if Shelby is weird and has a shoe fetish. At least she makes money off it with that app of hers. Another secret AB has to keep. I'm starting to feel sorry for her

When Dr. Hart finally arrived, she was practically screaming about a baby and where did it come from. She's a doctor, she should already know where it came from. What's up her butt? Forget this appointment, I ain't dealing with a crazy Hart today.

Hart of Dixie S4 E1 Diary

Dear Diary,

It's been a while Diary, so I thought I should catch you up on what's been going on in Blue Bell since I think I won't be writing to you for some time. Well, at least until something crazy happens in Blue Bell, which doesn't take long when you have Zoe Hart as our doctor.

Ever since Crickett came out of the closet she's been staying inside AB's house and hasn't come out. If she's watching The L Word I suggest she skip the last 2 seasons since they aren't worth watching. But seriously who would have thought Crickett was gay? If anyone was coming out gay in that relationship I would have not put my money on her.

Tom has started a volunteer firefighter program since the Rammer Jammer caught on fire. I bet you $10 Diary that it's going to fail. You should have seen the volunteers he got. Just looking at them I can this will be an epic fail. I did, however, notice Lavon and George not getting along. Trouble in best friend paradise apparently.

Reign S2 E10 Diary

Dear Diary,

A bunch of men were gathered and chained for trying to flee the scene of the crime. It seemed like Queen Mary was studying them very carefully. I wonder why she was so curious. I did notice how anytime King Francis tries to touch her she pulls away. Oh great, what did he do now to dissatisfy our Queen again? I hear Francis will let the chained men stand outside in the cold all night because the dungeons are full and he doesn't care if they die because of what they did the night before. Well it serves them right if you ask me.

I had to help Mary move her things back into her old room. Damn this woman can accumulate a lot. Next time she gets in a fight with Francis, tell him to move out from the room. He'll probably just take his sword with him and that's it. 

Apparently, DB Sr. is in hiding. As long as I don't have to see his fug face anymore I'm okay with it.

Reign S2 E9 Diary

Dear Diary,

It's always a saint's day around here and this time it's St. Nick's. I had to make preparations for it and let me just say it would put anyone in a nongiving mood. Next time you want to be in a giving mood King Francis, give it your damn self. And no, handing out 1 isn't enough.

Claude is asking about DB Sr., which means she's interested in him. Hopefully she can marry him and he can take her far away from the castle so I don't have to deal with her again. But it looks like that won't happen since I heard Mary is trying to make Claude and Conde happen. So cousins marrying each other. What else is new? Claude decides to marry Conde finally realizing that she has a duty to uphold. I'm pretty sure DB Sr. didn't take to kindly to getting turned down. Isn't this the 2nd time this has happened within a few weeks from each other?

Greer may have thought no one was listening, but I sure was. So she's becoming a Protestant, I didn't know converting could be done so easily, but then again it's not like the Catholics are setting a good example by killing people of different religions just so they can keep their power.

There were a bunch of soldiers that have been running around like crazy and then all of a sudden the bells started to ring. WTF is going on? There was a rumor going around that Mary looked desheveled when she came out of her chamber, possibly raped, but when I saw her sit on her thrown I knew it couldn't be true. She didn't look broken at all. She looked like a true queen and death are coming to those who tried to assassinate our king.

Luv ya,
            Diva

P.S. I saw DB Sr. go into the baby's chamber. I swear this guy doesn't give up. He needs to learn when to quit.

*Note: There was a serious topic of rape this episode that Adelaide Kane (Mary) gave a special message at the end of the episode. Sexual assaults happen all the time to both men and women and most aren't done by a stranger, but by someone you know. Talk to someone, anyone, if you've been sexual assaulted. Don't let your voice not be heard because there is always someone willing to listen.
1-800-656-HOPE
www.RAINN.org

Reign S2 E8 Diary

Dear Diary,

Lips, really? People are getting their lips cut off left and right here. Oh Diary, it's so hideous. I mean, not like their lips were kissable before, but now it's much, much worse. The Vatican is seriously playing a dangerous game by harming Protestants. Francis has been acting strange lately. He's been pushing Mary away a lot lately. So much so that I don't even see them smile towards each other anymore.

Catherine set up a marriage for Claude to get her out of the castle as quick as possible, but something tells me that marriage is not going to happen. I peeked to see the future broom and boy was cute. Claude is lucky.

I saw Cousin and Bash head out of the castle. I heard they were going to question some Protestants. I didn't know Francis was so against the Protestants, but actions do speak louder than words. I saw some guards taking away a young man, but I don't know what for. There seems to be too many secrets in this castle and I can't stand the fact that I don't know them.

Reign S2 E7 Diary

Dear Diary,

Is she really back? Great, there's another annoying royal back at the castle. Princess Claude, Catherine's daughter and Francis's sister, came back to stir up some trouble no doubt. As long as I don't have to clean it up, I don't care.

There is a rumor going around that Protestants will soon be revealed by declaring their faith to the King. If they lie to the King, they're killed. If they say they are Protestant, they're killed. It's a damned if you do,damned if you don't type situation. I saw Mary talking to the cousin and I wonder if she's going behind Francis's back.

Everyone is so secretive as of late. But Claude and secrets don't really mix. Claude slept with the priest. Why am I not surprised? Since she missed so much, I guess Catherine felt bad for her and gave her the sympathy vote and allowed her to stay as long as she stays out of trouble. She really has missed a lot, it's as if she didn't exist until that very day.

Reign S2 E6 Diary

Dear Diary,

Why are the King and Queen so distant from each other lately? Everyone can tell. I don't know why they try and hide it, but whatever, we'll just play along for now. I hear Mary is going on a little trip with Catherine, now I know somethings up when Mary chooses to hangout with Catherine instead of Francis.

Being a mistress isn't as fun and exciting as people make it to be, especially when you're a mistress of the King. No one wants to marry you afraid to upset the King, and therefore, you are forever alone. I overheard Lola talking to Kenna about if she was going to be alone at least she wants to have money to survive on.

News just got out that Mary and Catherine are missing! Thank god I didn't go with them. I wonder what they are doing. I can just picture them now, milking a goat or serving food to peasants. That would be hilarious to see.

Reign S2 E5 Diary

Dear Diary,

Why does everything has to take place here? I feel like every week there's an event going on. Enough is enough. I'm sick and tired of putting decorations up for every damn event. I hope this marriage doesn't see the light of day.

Mary seems to be adjusting, but I feel like everyone is tiptoeing around her and not even mentioning the b-a-b-y word.

I was walking around the castle when I heard some giggling. I followed the noise and saw two women. Together! I wanted to look away, but I couldn't. I heard someone approaching and saw it was Lady Kenna. After a scolding, Kenna confiscated a book. I wonder what's inside.